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Friday, June 17, 2011

My moral dilemma...

In January 2012 were planning on taking a family vacation to the oh so coveted "Disney World" in Florida. It will be myself, my wife, and our 2 children (ages then will be 2 years and almost 4 years) and while were there Im debating on running the Mickey marathon, or possiblly even the Goofy challenge (both full and half in the same weekend), but I have stumbled upon a moral dilemma with my hard earned (sorta...) money going to a Disney sponsored event...

Walt Disney was supposedly a wicked individual who was very sadiatic and full of hate. There are millions of rumors that circulate throughout the internet regarding this man and his evil ways. He was known to be anti-semetic (hated jewish people), supposedly he worshiped satan, his signature bears the letters "666" in it, he drank the blood of murdered pregnat women, burned down orphanages, had cities built underground at Disney world where he held children captive and tourtures them and bottles their tears to drink with his waffles in the mornings, and supposedly cryogenically froze his body so that at a later date he could be revives and have his collapsed lung replaced at a time when technology could warrant such a procedure. Theres rumor that he went to Cuba, captured Elian Gonzalez, brought him home, and now he is a skeleton in the "Pirates of the Carribean" display. He was also a major supporter of homosexuality and was a secret undercover agent for the goverment and responsible for over 16 known foreign asassinations.... His cartoons depicted preists with boners, showed nude women in the backgrounds, and suggested that kids take off their clothes. One cartoon even had a massive golden phallus (penis) on the front cover!!!! This was on a kids cartoon none the less...

I try my best to ignore rumors, so these aren't the cause of my dilemma...

Every ad I see for a Disney sponsored run features a "runner" in full stride, with their lead leg way out in front of them, knee locked so their leg is straight, toes pointed to the sky, and coming down right smack dab on their heel. Grade A example of a classic overstrider. This leada to major injuries and issues and is in no way what so ever the proper way to run. Honestly, how can they put out an image like this and sleep at night?

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